Full-on FAIL

Note to self: if you don't eat breakfast and you wait until after 1pm to have lunch, you will spend from 1pm until dinner time with food in your mouth. And then you won't want dinner until 9:30pm and by then you'll just want a bowl of cereal.

And if you're GOING to do that, please just do yourself a favor, pull out the baby carrots and padlock the rest of the refrigerator shut. Then just eat baby carrots until you turn a weird shade of orange.